Write me a letter
"Write me a letter," is what she said,      
"On green paper, or maybe on red.     
Tell me about the day that you've had,     
I'd love to hear, it can't be that bad."     
            
"Write me a letter," is what she said,     
I'll make my tea first, I must get fed,     
Do the dishes and scrub the floor.     
Just enough time for one more chore.     
            
"Write me a letter," is what she said,     
But Home Group this week, it must be led.     
Study the Bible day after day,     
Then make it all up anyway!     
            
"Write me a letter," is what she said,     
I'll give it a go but I'm just off to bed,     
I have to get up in the early morning     
And go to work bleary-eyed and yawning.     
            
I've written a letter, just like she said.     
I only wrote one, off the top of my head.     
I wrote down an 'N' in beautiful red.     
Value for money, 'cos it's also a 'Z'!