Slept with a banana on my bed last night
Slept with a banana on my bed last night,       
It stayed the whole night through.      
It must have dodged my feet and legs      
Although it was a little bruised.      
             
It lay there like a puppy dog      
Curled up all the night,      
Protecting me from ghosts and ghouls,      
It never once took fright.      
             
Oh banana you're my greatest friend,      
You're faithful and you're true.      
I'm glad that you are here with me      
And I, dear friend, with you!      
             
I must get up, I must get on      
There's things that I must do.      
I'm not sure what to breakfast on...      
Ah! banana - I might eat you!